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Holi Jokes - Latest Funny Jokes Of Holi 2016

Holi jokes - Friends As you know this site is all about holi and we try to provide all big and small detail of Happy Holi 2016. So in this article our team have mainly focus to provide you the best and latest Holi Jokes which our experts have collected from various sites of holi by spending lot of time on internet. friends as we know jokes are the best way to make some one laugh. It is the perfect way to wish someone on any occasion and now days holi is very near. Holi is one of the greatest festival of India. It is the festival of colors and sharing love to others. According to our legends and Hindu Purans. The Word Holi is Originated From The Name Holika a evil monster and sister of hiranyakashyap the demon king. Holika and Hiranyakashyap are immune from fire and immortal respectively. They Both try to kill the prahlad the son of hiranyakashyap by tricking him but suddenly lord Vishnu appear kill the hiranyakashyap and save the prahlad and from that day every year we celebrated this day as Holi. It is the day when good got victory over evils. On This day people do party, dance and sing songs, They make different type of festival food like gujias, malpuas , etc. and play with colors and try to fill other with colors. 
Happy Holi Funny Jokes
Holi Jokes
Now only few day left for holi and we have to do lot of preparation but most important thing is to wish our family and friends Jokes are the best way to wish someone we can share jokes by many ways like by sending image jokes, text jokes, or video jokes via whatsapp and facebook. But the problem is to find the best joke of holi that we can share with our friends and family both. And its take lots of time to find the best holi jokes on internet. so for saving your time here we have share the Very unique and funny holi jokes, now you no need to go any other site just scroll down and find the best one for you friends and family.

Happy Holi Jokes

Below we have share some of the top 20 Jokes of Happy Holi that you love to share with your group friends and family.
Holi par aapko
"Vivah"ki wife,
"Dhoom"ki bike,
"Don"ki life,
"Krrish"ka josh,
"Babul" ka dular aur
"Umravjaan" ka pyar mile......................funny holi sms
Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li :D 
May your life be like a rainbow filled with all its hues!
V: Violet for Vision
I: Indigo for Intellect
B: Blue for Beauty
G: Green for Glamour
Y: Yellow for Youthfulness
O: Orange for Omniscient
R: Red for Romanticism
Happy Holi! 
Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI.. HAPPY HOLI.. HAPPY HOLI..  
There are two kinds of lawyers, one who knows the law and the other who knows the judge
Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.Geet Gao Khoshiya manao Bolo mithi boli hamari tarafse Aapako HAPPY HOLI...
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo Aapki khushiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi To You & Your Family.
Lal "RANG" suraj se,
nila "RANG" asma se,
hara "RANG" hariyali se,
gulabi "RANG" gulab se,
tamam khushiya mile apko,
ye dua karte hai hum dil se.
"HAPPY HOLI"
Holi Par Aapko
"Vivah" Ki Wiffe,
"Dhoom" Ki Bike,
"Don" Ki Life,
"Krrish" Ka Josh,
"Babul" Ka Dular Aur
"Umravjaan" Ka Pyaar Mile
Hardik Ki Aur Se Sabhi Ko Holi Ki Hardik Shubhakamana. :D 
Aaj Barish Mein Tere Sang Nahana Hai,
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Barish Ki Boondein Gire Tere Honthon Pe,
Unhe Apne Honthon Se Uthana Hai!
Happy Holi! 
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holli!!!! 
Santa - Oye Mobile Bill kitna hai?
Cust Rep - Sir, Please Dial 123 to know your current bill status
Santa - Arre, Current ka nahi, mobile ka 
Phagun ro mahino aayo, ayo holi ro tivar, jhumo nacho rang udao, khusi manao apar - holi ro ram ram. 
Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!. 
One day to go... Holi aane mein... happy bath anniversary and HAPPY HOLI to U... 
Happy Holi Sa !!!
'Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai,
Ii thaaro kusur koni,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!'
Sabhi Pushkarna Parivar ko Bhagirath Vyas parivaar, Khamgaon ki aur se Holi ki Shubhkamnaye!!!
!!! HAPPY HOLI !!! 
Santa was asking for India flag, salesman showed him many sizes.
Santa said "Ismein aur colours dikhaao" 
H: Happy Holi which is
O: Over-joyous and full of
L: Love and
I: Intimacy! 
Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli
So Friends This are our best and funny jokes of holi 2016 that we have shared with you if you are looking for more than you can explore our site here we have lots of collection of holi festival stuff that you want. so just click on our Home page and get what you need. If you like our Holi jokes of 2016 than please don't forgot to share it on facebook, whatsapp and twitter. Happy Holi 2016.

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